Everyone knows that donating blood is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by vampires, and 1800Flowers supports romance through their sale of flowers, therefore 1800Flowers supports the pyramid scheme otherwise known as donating blood (for the record I have no proof it's a pyramid scheme, only deep suspicions...)
So if you are wondering about the connection; 1800Flowers has a Twilight flowers DVD offer. Vampires, flowers, they're all in on it together. This is good news for girls who love Flowers and Twilight. Recently 1800Flowers was even featured on MSNBC for having awesome deals on flowers compared to other companies. So buy your girl flowers, and donate blood while you're at it - MUHAHAHAHA!
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