1800Flowers Encourages Donating Blood

Everyone knows that donating blood is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by vampires, and 1800Flowers supports romance through their sale of flowers, therefore 1800Flowers supports the pyramid scheme otherwise known as donating blood (for the record I have no proof it's a pyramid scheme, only deep suspicions...)

So if you are wondering about the connection; 1800Flowers has a Twilight flowers DVD offer. Vampires, flowers, they're all in on it together. This is good news for girls who love Flowers and Twilight. Recently 1800Flowers was even featured on MSNBC for having awesome deals on flowers compared to other companies. So buy your girl flowers, and donate blood while you're at it - MUHAHAHAHA!

Why Women Love Flowers

Flowers of course are the pretty things we buy our moms on Mother's Day, and our girlfriends or wives or both on Valentine's Day.

The other definition is the reproductive structure found within a plant. You see, "The biological function of a flower is to mediate the union of male sperm with female ovum in order to produce seeds. The process begins with pollination, is followed by fertilization, leading to the formation and dispersal of the seeds." - Wikipedia

Basically it's plant sex. So am I saying that girls like flowers because they are preoccupied by sex? I don't know, but what I do know is that sex is one thing you will not be preoccupied with if you don't get your girl some flowers on February 13th. Just a heads up, you can thank me later.

Which Flowers Should I Give?

Finding the flowers to fit an occassion may seem a difficult task innitially. While it is true that flowers are always a great gift, which do you give and for what occassion? Luckily there are experts who are able to tell you just which flowers fit which occassion.

Of course the most popular choice for a wife or girlfriend is red roses. These symbolize passion and love. Poppies in many cultures would be given at a funeral, to console those who have lost a loved one. Other reasons to give flowers include births, holidays, religious holidays, and even a simple thank you.

Though traditionally one would have to pick flowers themselves, of course in this day and age, it may be hard to find a field of the kind of flower you are looking for, especially if you live in a city. Luckily there are many different florists who specialize in growing flowers, and putting them together in whichever beautiful array will fit your occassion. And experts will even be able to help you determine which flowers you should get. You don't have to spend a lot of money either. There are usually deals and coupons available, and you can ask your local florist if any of these apply, one example is 1800Flowers coupon codes, 1800 Flowers regularly has deals available, and they are able to deliver where ever you wish.